Have you ever given a bribe??

Hi Friends,

Today In my FB page one of my friend was talking about how high corruption in India is...I wondered if they are the persons who accumalated money from bribes then we should be persons who gave money for them as bribe.. So I thought I will start a confession page for bribes. Lets see how corrupted we are:

All you have to do is write down details abt ur bribe as follows:

Bribe Amount:
Given To:
Purpose:
Place:
When:

You can post the comments anonymously if you wish so....Iam posting first one

Bribe Amount: 500
Given To: Acharya Nagarjuna University peon
Purpose: To get my OD processed quickly so that I can apply for passport
Place: Nambur, Guntur district
When: Couple of years back

HINDURTELLISH

Hi All,

Hope you are having a great day. you might be wondering what does HINDURTELLISH mean, you have every right to wonder. To start let me say it is a language which does not have a official approval from any legal body but exists intensely in one of the historic and popular city of India.

Got any clue, no. Ok further it is a language very easy to learn by north indians, muslims, telugu ppl. It is most common language seen in Andhra Pradesh state capital. Yes, you got it it is fondly called as Hyderbadi Language. It is a fine amalgamation of HINDi+URdu+TELugu+engLISH. To my knowledge it is the only language which was formed based on 4 languages. The beauty of this language is, If you are an Hyderabadi, even if u dont have interest or time to learn it is automatically learnt through your day to day activities.

After much thought, I want to tell few key benefits of learning this language:

1. It covers 1 international language(English), 2 national languages(Hindi and Urdu) and 1 ancient and regional language(Telugu)
2. It is like a flu when you talk with a hyderabadi it effects your linguistics skills and you will inherit it from him/her
3. You can make your presence felt with in a non hyderabadi group very easily
4. If any non-hyderabadi has to be tortured all you have to do is talk normal HINDURTELLISH for 10 mins and he will die learning its meaning for next 10 days
5. It has good velocity which makes it easy to rap
6. You are not bound to any grammer so this makes it easy even when you communicate with language pandits
7. If you have a non-hyderabadi boy/girl friend, talking in HINDURTELLISH will be your trump card to get him/her out of bad mood.
8. Its subtle nature makes it more and more adorable that one day you will forget all the knowledge of the base languages.

At last what i want to say is "ee language jaldi nerchuko iga choodu nee dimak baddimaak kakunte nannu adagu" :)

Signing off,
Stranger

Note: This post is not intended to show hyderabadi language in a negative light. It is just an effort to tell some of the funny uses of language. The language as such has many advantages which makes it worthy to speak by Hyderabadis